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ti-bae-rius:

ti-bae-rius:

beggars-opera:

toastpotent:

tilthat:

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

homonoromo:

lucarleigho:

oranguin:

thusmylife:

drholmestuck:

autisticsupervillain:

percill:

ghoulcaclulator64:

astrocuttles:

toaster-boi:

dipshitmccumstain:

british-catgirl:

mioxenoblade:

tolbre:

mioxenoblade:

mioxenoblade:

Ok but with how twitter and reddit are dying. What if tumblr actually takes off. What if the white house starts posting important things on tumblr. What if Joe biden announcement gets edited to cock monolog

What’s kung pow penis?

*sighs*

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gooberscollage:

Images from Collectibles : price guide 2007 by Miller, Judith

hotmeat89:

cpineau1973:

cpineau1973:

blm1997:

hotmeat89:

heardbook:

thetyrannosaur:

hotmeat89:

hitting-on-cullen:

hotmeat89:

penguitron:

hotmeat89:

lowtiermemer:

hotmeat89:

eastbayfatman:

unbossed:

hotmeat89:

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

World Heritage Post

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

nerfwhom:

at the goth bbq eating corn on the macabre

scavengedluxury:

heartseeker:

heartseeker:

guerrillatech:

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

SHES TURNING 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zoethebitch:

pleasures of the flesh tuesday

thedreadvampy:

eclogues:

velvetys:

Wait I have another one sorry

me when im giving birth to my twins

me when I’m giving birth to my triplets

theunfairfolk:

givemearmstopraywith:

taylor swift fans interpret her lyrics the way protestants interpret the bible

sentences you can only get on tumblr

espeix:

death-420:

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

dear dire

dreamertrilogys:

kosmogrl:

[ID: a tweet by @/sapvonela that reads “you eat a fruit in the middle of summer and suddenly you are the happiest person alive”. /end ID]

qiwhy:

boot2004:

It’s time to bring this one here

I will always reblog this